excerpt from letter from Gonar to Jay:

You see the other day I went up to Mt. Tamulapais. While I was sitting on 
the summit, chanting Hare Tuna, and contemplating my lead tuna, an 
architypal spiritual tuna came out of a micro-cave in the rocks and told 
me, "Gonar, you are the son of the Almighty Tuna. Go out into the world 
and be about your father's work. You will have all power to kill or to 
let live, to destroy or to build, etc, etc, etc, etc. You will rule the 
cosmos with an iron hand. And the word T.U.N.A. will come to mean Tunas 
Under Nar's Authority."

After It had spoken, the whole sky turned black as a cave and an earthly 
host of spiritual tunas began flying around making bird noises and 
praising the Almighty Tuna. (this really happened) So you had just better 
do what I say or I'll destroy Colorado and you along with it.

Well I can't think of much else to say, except please write and let me 
know what you think of my being ordained ruler of the cosmos and what 
you've been doing .

                          Keep the Faith.

                                     Gonar