The Real Origin of the Word "Tuna"
by S. Thrills

In the summer of 1966 Bill Beecher, Mad Murray the Toad and Elf lived on 
Salisbury St. in W. Lafayette IN. Jay constructed a two story treehouse
in the back yard. One night there was a party. Because of the record 
player in the treehouse late at night and loud motorcycles, someone 
called the cops. Sergeant Buck (later to become Captain Buck) arrived, 
bringing the festivities to an end.

Since the inhabitants of Salisbury St. were too lazy to cook, their diet 
consisted largely of tuna sandwiches. Having grown tired of their 
monotonous fare, the word tuna began to be applied to anyone or anything 
despicable, boring, or worthless, as in "He's a real tuna." From here it 
was just one short step to the christening of the Hells Tunas M.C.