Hell's Tunas Initiation
Hell's Tunas Motorcycle Club
Initiation into the Hell's Tunas
For those who recognize that they are Tunas, and choose to more
consciously direct their lives in the service of the Great Tuna, a number
of
steps which formalize this new level. There is the Teton Tea Ceremony,
where a new Hell's Tuna dons his or her colors for the first time. Teton Tea is prepared, and Spam,
tuna, Strohs, and Rooti Root Beer are consumed.
There
may be chanting,
drumming, howling, screaming, and anything else that comes to mind. It is
usually not allowed to drive your motorcycle through the house
unless you have first purchased a $10 permit to do so, and even then it
is advised that you are careful of the furniture, animals and children
scattered around. The
culmination of the ceremony, the initiate's colors are variously
annointed.
Thereafter one is never supposed to wash the colors. It is permissable to
leave them out in the rain though, along with the furniture, animals,
and children.
What the heck is a Tuna, anyway?
![[the Great Tuna by Paul
Klee]](http://hellstunas.org/jpg/tinyklee.jpg)
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