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Hell's Tunas Motorcycle Club
How do I become a Hell's Tuna?
Anyone who has ever met a
Hell's Tuna is a Hell's Tuna, whether or not the person realizes
Anyone that person then meets also becomes a Tuna. (As with all
things in life, there are some exceptions.) Anyone who pretends to be a
Hell's Tuna without our recognition is in big
Many people are
Tunas without even knowing it. They may either have unknowingly had
contact with a Hell's Tuna, or through some quirk of fate been born
into this state. A prime example of this is Mrs. Banes. It is
estimated that 37% of the population of the Milky Way galaxy has been
What the heck is a Tuna, anyway?
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